Jan
29
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: After shower poo sucks! Get up in the morning, enjoy some coffee, a nice poo and head off to shower… on occasion no sooner have I finished washing my ass and I get that last minute case of mudbutt! I cannot go into the day knowing I showered but juss dirtied my stinkhole! and no matter how much wiping you do, its not gonna be the same 
SO, I’m faced with having to get back in the shower to re-wash, which means I have to speed up the process cause I used up most of the hot water already (cold water causes shrinkage) … I mean, why cant the sewer pipe be emptied once a day and be done with it? Heres one for you… They have all these remedies and shit (no pun) for making ya poo chunky, smooth … might aswell call it JIF … even got some pills like “Beano” to prevent gas… lets have one that breaks down poo into a gas form? call it “Beanyes” read the fine print to make sure its marked “Sharting Effect Free” I’ll buy it. Unwanted poo sucks, but farting is fun! you know how happy you feel after you secretly let one loose and or made yourself the center of attention by cutting out loud and earning the bragging rights! no matter the smell, farting seems to put some kinda grin on everyones face whether done secretly, or publicly.
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
23
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: The Current Totinos Pizza Rolls commercial Sucks! Heres this boy and his friend, just home from school (prolly) standing there with the freezer door wide open and the little fuck is calling his mom on her cell complaining “We’re starving and theres no fucking pizza rolls” So mom calmly says “Your not starving, front, left, Totinos Pizza Rolls” … behold!! a big-ass yellow box right in the fucking punks faces! NOW heres my issues with this commercial… 1. Kids 2. Kids standing there with the freezer door open! 3. Exaggerating about how they are starving 4. How mom just ‘gives in’ and pacifies them 5. When they see the fucking box RIGHT in front of them, they drop the phone IN the freezer, grab the box and walk away apparently also leaving the freezer door open ! (WTF) … Heres one for you… these two shits should be made to pay the electric bill, and learn how to put things back where they got them! (phone) and stop the drama as in: “We’re starving” fffssss if I could I would smack they heads through they fucking shoes! And for mom… she needs to stop kissing they asses and buy carrots! cause obviously those two have some poor eyesight… she prolly needs the same discipline as the boys…. a good ole headsmackthrough the fuckin shoes….
I’m juss saying is all…
