Jan
29
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: After shower poo sucks! Get up in the morning, enjoy some coffee, a nice poo and head off to shower… on occasion no sooner have I finished washing my ass and I get that last minute case of mudbutt! I cannot go into the day knowing I showered but juss dirtied my stinkhole! and no matter how much wiping you do, its not gonna be the same 
SO, I’m faced with having to get back in the shower to re-wash, which means I have to speed up the process cause I used up most of the hot water already (cold water causes shrinkage) … I mean, why cant the sewer pipe be emptied once a day and be done with it? Heres one for you… They have all these remedies and shit (no pun) for making ya poo chunky, smooth … might aswell call it JIF … even got some pills like “Beano” to prevent gas… lets have one that breaks down poo into a gas form? call it “Beanyes” read the fine print to make sure its marked “Sharting Effect Free” I’ll buy it. Unwanted poo sucks, but farting is fun! you know how happy you feel after you secretly let one loose and or made yourself the center of attention by cutting out loud and earning the bragging rights! no matter the smell, farting seems to put some kinda grin on everyones face whether done secretly, or publicly.
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
08
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Sunday Soap Box:: Not like this is anything new, but Casey Anthony Sucks!! She has yet again made headlines via the fucking internet with her first video diary that was ‘somehow’ uploaded without her doing so, even her defense attorney Cheney Mason (the one that looks like St. Nick) released a statement that “Casey’s video was uploaded illegally and without her knowledge” … lemme tell you something, if I ever meet Cheney I’ll smack his head through his fucking shoes and make him eat the shit he’s shoveling! if this cunt is in hiding theres no way anyone can get access to her video diary and upload it! unless it would be the people shes living with OR an orchestrated upload by her (with advice) for financial gain and to keep her pathetic name in the media, I mean, thats why poor Kaylee is gone, cause Casey wasnt the center of attention anymore. So look, the diary is online, can be seen free @ youtube, 4 minutes long, she cut her hair, dyed it blonde like, has some glasses on looking like some hoar secretary, was done back in october and she babbles on about things she has now that are ‘hers’ …. no mention of Kaylee that ‘was’ hers (go figure) … Heres one for you… I would watch another Casey Anthony video, as long as it was promised to show her undergo the horror she put little Kaylee through and fucking die!! ….
I’m juss saying is all….
Jan
01
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday: 2012 is here, and by now, I’m sure that over 90% of the population has already either lied to themselves or to a group of friends/family… with those fuckin resolutions!!!! Theres 365 days inna year, why the hell pick the first day to start the bullshit? why not wait till the 3rd or the 5th, till after you’ve sobered up and come to your senses? Heres one for you… why not resolve to what you KNOW you ARE gonna do like eat fast food 2-3 times a week (or more) eat and drink the shit not good for you, smoke like a chimmney, jerk off once a day (lil finger blasting for the girls), spend the money you dont have on something you dont need! hate thy neighbor .. fuck thy neighbors wife (thats trailer trash stuff) shop at walmart… make fun of shoppers at walmart (more trailer trash) etc. etc. I could go on an on, but why bother? you know who your jerking off when you tell those new years lies. OHHH I get it, you tell them on day 1 thinking santa will forget your bullshit by Dec. 25th? ho ho ho fools! think again, he’s already working on his coal list! I’ve never made a resolution that I can remember. But if I had to my resolution would be to never make a resolution again, cause I dont wanna be the one to tell myself I lied to me and kick my own ass for it OR have someone say “You said tho” I’m juss saying is all…. Happy New Year Friends.
Dec
18
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday: Cialis commercials Suck! for anyone who dont know… Cialis is for men with E.D. (Erectial disfunction) or U.D. (Useless Dick) as I like to call it. Anyways, the commercial starts as some couple prolly not even married in real life, are cooking out or grocery shopping etc. then they accidentally graze or touch each other and this stupid twangy sound like a guitar with only one string and a tamberine is playing in the background as they gaze at each other like its prom night and hes gonna turn out ‘daddys little girl’ … Then comes the special effects of surroundings morphing and taking fantasy forms … THEN WTF?!?! after all the side effect warnings and shit they show the ‘happy couple’ in separate bathtubs looking out at some landscape or fucking sunset holding hands…. I mean… what I miss? Heres one for you, show some skin! if the shit is that good show em inna hottub together ready to go into overtime, these commercials leave me thinking that the chick is like: “Well he was good, but not good enuff to share a bath with, I’ll juss hold hands and make him feel special” I mean what kinda crap are they trying to pull on insecure men with Usless Dick?? Divorce stats are gonna go up due to infidelity and women are gonna be claiming “The Cialas made me do it” If my dick is hard for more than four hours, it better be cause I got that sleeping pee-hard on thingy…. I’m juss saying is all…
