Feb
10
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday (Friday Edition):: Josh Powell Sucks! This fucking coward kills his wife Susan in 2009, and disposes her body, however it may have happened is only known by him, and possibly his two young sons but there was never enough evidence to charge him, so hes gotten away with murder….. 2011 – 2012 the boys are growing and beginning to talk about the midnight ‘camping trip’ where “mommy was there, but dint come home with us” …. Josh goes into panic mode, he knows its only a matter of time till hes arrested and charged. Feb. 5th 2012 as his sons are entering his home under a supervised visit, Josh locks the door before the social worker can enter, he brutally assaults his sons with a hatchet before igniting the house with gasoline causing an explosion… by the time 911 responded it was beyond to late, Josh and his sons died in the house. It was a terrible thing that happened but what is worse is that the two boys died from smoke inhalation, which means they layed there suffering from the hatchet wounds inflicted by theyre own father. This selfish asshole did what he did to take the evidence with him, but all he really did was prove his guilt, kill two innocent children along with his wife, and scarred the lives of the rest of Susans family. Most people know I’m not a very religious or ‘god fearing’ person, but I will say that if there is a hell, I hope this fucker is down there burning in it! And if I ever end up there myself and I see him, I’ll smack his head through his fucking shoes!
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
29
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: After shower poo sucks! Get up in the morning, enjoy some coffee, a nice poo and head off to shower… on occasion no sooner have I finished washing my ass and I get that last minute case of mudbutt! I cannot go into the day knowing I showered but juss dirtied my stinkhole! and no matter how much wiping you do, its not gonna be the same 
SO, I’m faced with having to get back in the shower to re-wash, which means I have to speed up the process cause I used up most of the hot water already (cold water causes shrinkage) … I mean, why cant the sewer pipe be emptied once a day and be done with it? Heres one for you… They have all these remedies and shit (no pun) for making ya poo chunky, smooth … might aswell call it JIF … even got some pills like “Beano” to prevent gas… lets have one that breaks down poo into a gas form? call it “Beanyes” read the fine print to make sure its marked “Sharting Effect Free” I’ll buy it. Unwanted poo sucks, but farting is fun! you know how happy you feel after you secretly let one loose and or made yourself the center of attention by cutting out loud and earning the bragging rights! no matter the smell, farting seems to put some kinda grin on everyones face whether done secretly, or publicly.
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
23
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: The Current Totinos Pizza Rolls commercial Sucks! Heres this boy and his friend, just home from school (prolly) standing there with the freezer door wide open and the little fuck is calling his mom on her cell complaining “We’re starving and theres no fucking pizza rolls” So mom calmly says “Your not starving, front, left, Totinos Pizza Rolls” … behold!! a big-ass yellow box right in the fucking punks faces! NOW heres my issues with this commercial… 1. Kids 2. Kids standing there with the freezer door open! 3. Exaggerating about how they are starving 4. How mom just ‘gives in’ and pacifies them 5. When they see the fucking box RIGHT in front of them, they drop the phone IN the freezer, grab the box and walk away apparently also leaving the freezer door open ! (WTF) … Heres one for you… these two shits should be made to pay the electric bill, and learn how to put things back where they got them! (phone) and stop the drama as in: “We’re starving” fffssss if I could I would smack they heads through they fucking shoes! And for mom… she needs to stop kissing they asses and buy carrots! cause obviously those two have some poor eyesight… she prolly needs the same discipline as the boys…. a good ole headsmackthrough the fuckin shoes….
I’m juss saying is all…
Dec
11
Sunday Soap Box (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday: Christmas music in the grocery store sucks! Ok… its not like a non-stop bombardment of jingle bells and ho ho ho .. they do mix it up some, but when your in the building for 6-8 hours it gets old fast. And how bout that ‘type’ of customer who is trying to concentrate on coupon shopping while constant reminders of the upcomming stressful holiday is banging down on they head like …rum tum tum ?? no wonder they all irritated and edgy towards employees!! yeah merry christmas bitch, heres your fucking recipt. Heres one for you… keep that shit in the mall.. at least then you have more of an option to listen or not, you know, most crap gets drowned out there due to whiny ass fucking kids and other constant blah blah from the hoards of zombie like shoppers looking for the perfect gift… materialistic assholes, did you figure out that I dont like the mall during holidays? they might aswell rename it fuckin wallmart for the month… Look I can ‘rock around the christmas tree’ only so much before I wanna push somebody into it thus bringing an end to the music, the tree, the fucking lights etc. etc. etc…..
I’m juss saying is all…
Nov
08
Insult scenes from movies
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Nov
05
Quiet Riot – Cum on Feel the Noize
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