Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: The Current Totinos Pizza Rolls commercial Sucks! Heres this boy and his friend, just home from school (prolly) standing there with the freezer door wide open and the little fuck is calling his mom on her cell complaining “We’re starving and theres no fucking pizza rolls” So mom calmly says “Your not starving, front, left, Totinos Pizza Rolls” … behold!! a big-ass yellow box right in the fucking punks faces! NOW heres my issues with this commercial… 1. Kids 2. Kids standing there with the freezer door open! 3. Exaggerating about how they are starving 4. How mom just ‘gives in’ and pacifies them 5. When they see the fucking box RIGHT in front of them, they drop the phone IN the freezer, grab the box and walk away apparently also leaving the freezer door open ! (WTF) … Heres one for you… these two shits should be made to pay the electric bill, and learn how to put things back where they got them! (phone) and stop the drama as in: “We’re starving” fffssss if I could I would smack they heads through they fucking shoes! And for mom… she needs to stop kissing they asses and buy carrots! cause obviously those two have some poor eyesight… she prolly needs the same discipline as the boys…. a good ole headsmackthrough the fuckin shoes….
I’m juss saying is all…
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Sunday Soap Box:: Not like this is anything new, but Casey Anthony Sucks!! She has yet again made headlines via the fucking internet with her first video diary that was ‘somehow’ uploaded without her doing so, even her defense attorney Cheney Mason (the one that looks like St. Nick) released a statement that “Casey’s video was uploaded illegally and without her knowledge” … lemme tell you something, if I ever meet Cheney I’ll smack his head through his fucking shoes and make him eat the shit he’s shoveling! if this cunt is in hiding theres no way anyone can get access to her video diary and upload it! unless it would be the people shes living with OR an orchestrated upload by her (with advice) for financial gain and to keep her pathetic name in the media, I mean, thats why poor Kaylee is gone, cause Casey wasnt the center of attention anymore. So look, the diary is online, can be seen free @ youtube, 4 minutes long, she cut her hair, dyed it blonde like, has some glasses on looking like some hoar secretary, was done back in october and she babbles on about things she has now that are ‘hers’ …. no mention of Kaylee that ‘was’ hers (go figure) … Heres one for you… I would watch another Casey Anthony video, as long as it was promised to show her undergo the horror she put little Kaylee through and fucking die!! ….
I’m juss saying is all….
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday: Cialis commercials Suck! for anyone who dont know… Cialis is for men with E.D. (Erectial disfunction) or U.D. (Useless Dick) as I like to call it. Anyways, the commercial starts as some couple prolly not even married in real life, are cooking out or grocery shopping etc. then they accidentally graze or touch each other and this stupid twangy sound like a guitar with only one string and a tamberine is playing in the background as they gaze at each other like its prom night and hes gonna turn out ‘daddys little girl’ … Then comes the special effects of surroundings morphing and taking fantasy forms … THEN WTF?!?! after all the side effect warnings and shit they show the ‘happy couple’ in separate bathtubs looking out at some landscape or fucking sunset holding hands…. I mean… what I miss? Heres one for you, show some skin! if the shit is that good show em inna hottub together ready to go into overtime, these commercials leave me thinking that the chick is like: “Well he was good, but not good enuff to share a bath with, I’ll juss hold hands and make him feel special” I mean what kinda crap are they trying to pull on insecure men with Usless Dick?? Divorce stats are gonna go up due to infidelity and women are gonna be claiming “The Cialas made me do it” If my dick is hard for more than four hours, it better be cause I got that sleeping pee-hard on thingy…. I’m juss saying is all…