Jan
01
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday: 2012 is here, and by now, I’m sure that over 90% of the population has already either lied to themselves or to a group of friends/family… with those fuckin resolutions!!!! Theres 365 days inna year, why the hell pick the first day to start the bullshit? why not wait till the 3rd or the 5th, till after you’ve sobered up and come to your senses? Heres one for you… why not resolve to what you KNOW you ARE gonna do like eat fast food 2-3 times a week (or more) eat and drink the shit not good for you, smoke like a chimmney, jerk off once a day (lil finger blasting for the girls), spend the money you dont have on something you dont need! hate thy neighbor .. fuck thy neighbors wife (thats trailer trash stuff) shop at walmart… make fun of shoppers at walmart (more trailer trash) etc. etc. I could go on an on, but why bother? you know who your jerking off when you tell those new years lies. OHHH I get it, you tell them on day 1 thinking santa will forget your bullshit by Dec. 25th? ho ho ho fools! think again, he’s already working on his coal list! I’ve never made a resolution that I can remember. But if I had to my resolution would be to never make a resolution again, cause I dont wanna be the one to tell myself I lied to me and kick my own ass for it OR have someone say “You said tho” I’m juss saying is all…. Happy New Year Friends.