Soap Box Sunday: Cialis commercials Suck! for anyone who dont know… Cialis is for men with E.D. (Erectial disfunction) or U.D. (Useless Dick) as I like to call it. Anyways, the commercial starts as some couple prolly not even married in real life, are cooking out or grocery shopping etc. then they accidentally graze or touch each other and this stupid twangy sound like a guitar with only one string and a tamberine is playing in the background as they gaze at each other like its prom night and hes gonna turn out ‘daddys little girl’ …  Then comes the special effects of surroundings morphing and taking fantasy forms … THEN WTF?!?! after all the side effect warnings and shit they show the ‘happy couple’ in separate bathtubs looking out at some landscape or fucking sunset holding hands…. I mean… what I miss? Heres one for you, show some skin! if the shit is that good show em inna hottub together ready to go into overtime, these commercials leave me thinking that the chick is like: “Well he was good, but not good enuff to share a bath with, I’ll juss hold hands and make him feel special” I mean what kinda crap are they trying to pull on insecure men with Usless Dick??  Divorce stats are gonna go up due to infidelity and women are gonna be claiming “The Cialas made me do it” If my dick is hard for more than four hours, it better be cause I got that sleeping pee-hard on thingy…. I’m juss saying is all…