Either you run the day or the day runs you.
- Jim Rohn
Feb
12
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: Vagisil Commercials suck! I mean do chicks really need to be shown through a commercial that they might have some funk goin on down there? you stinkers know who you are! your head is on top of your body for a reason… stench rises, open ya drawers, if ya smell anything slap some vagisil on ya meat flaps! done! see? that dint take a commercial to figure out. Anyways, I do have to say I like the one commercial with the pretty redhead standing there and her friends are in the background kinda looking at her and snickering like “Look at her, she stinks today” nice friends huh? so she takes a shower, slaps some ointment down there and suddenly her friends are all over her walking in the park and laughing together…. WTF?! thats juss wrong, she needs to find new friends. Heres one for you… that chick should have sanchezed her friends when they were laughing at her for stinking… ‘Sanchez’ in this case meaning dipping her finger in her funk and swiping her friends noses with it (ewah lol) now THERES a commercial I’d watch! Feminine Odor? an itch you cant scratch? you might need to take a trip to the pharmacy soon! If I have offended anyone with this, well, there could only be ONE reason why.
I’m juss saying is all…
Feb
10
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday (Friday Edition):: Josh Powell Sucks! This fucking coward kills his wife Susan in 2009, and disposes her body, however it may have happened is only known by him, and possibly his two young sons but there was never enough evidence to charge him, so hes gotten away with murder….. 2011 – 2012 the boys are growing and beginning to talk about the midnight ‘camping trip’ where “mommy was there, but dint come home with us” …. Josh goes into panic mode, he knows its only a matter of time till hes arrested and charged. Feb. 5th 2012 as his sons are entering his home under a supervised visit, Josh locks the door before the social worker can enter, he brutally assaults his sons with a hatchet before igniting the house with gasoline causing an explosion… by the time 911 responded it was beyond to late, Josh and his sons died in the house. It was a terrible thing that happened but what is worse is that the two boys died from smoke inhalation, which means they layed there suffering from the hatchet wounds inflicted by theyre own father. This selfish asshole did what he did to take the evidence with him, but all he really did was prove his guilt, kill two innocent children along with his wife, and scarred the lives of the rest of Susans family. Most people know I’m not a very religious or ‘god fearing’ person, but I will say that if there is a hell, I hope this fucker is down there burning in it! And if I ever end up there myself and I see him, I’ll smack his head through his fucking shoes!
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
29
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: After shower poo sucks! Get up in the morning, enjoy some coffee, a nice poo and head off to shower… on occasion no sooner have I finished washing my ass and I get that last minute case of mudbutt! I cannot go into the day knowing I showered but juss dirtied my stinkhole! and no matter how much wiping you do, its not gonna be the same 
SO, I’m faced with having to get back in the shower to re-wash, which means I have to speed up the process cause I used up most of the hot water already (cold water causes shrinkage) … I mean, why cant the sewer pipe be emptied once a day and be done with it? Heres one for you… They have all these remedies and shit (no pun) for making ya poo chunky, smooth … might aswell call it JIF … even got some pills like “Beano” to prevent gas… lets have one that breaks down poo into a gas form? call it “Beanyes” read the fine print to make sure its marked “Sharting Effect Free” I’ll buy it. Unwanted poo sucks, but farting is fun! you know how happy you feel after you secretly let one loose and or made yourself the center of attention by cutting out loud and earning the bragging rights! no matter the smell, farting seems to put some kinda grin on everyones face whether done secretly, or publicly.
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
23
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: The Current Totinos Pizza Rolls commercial Sucks! Heres this boy and his friend, just home from school (prolly) standing there with the freezer door wide open and the little fuck is calling his mom on her cell complaining “We’re starving and theres no fucking pizza rolls” So mom calmly says “Your not starving, front, left, Totinos Pizza Rolls” … behold!! a big-ass yellow box right in the fucking punks faces! NOW heres my issues with this commercial… 1. Kids 2. Kids standing there with the freezer door open! 3. Exaggerating about how they are starving 4. How mom just ‘gives in’ and pacifies them 5. When they see the fucking box RIGHT in front of them, they drop the phone IN the freezer, grab the box and walk away apparently also leaving the freezer door open ! (WTF) … Heres one for you… these two shits should be made to pay the electric bill, and learn how to put things back where they got them! (phone) and stop the drama as in: “We’re starving” fffssss if I could I would smack they heads through they fucking shoes! And for mom… she needs to stop kissing they asses and buy carrots! cause obviously those two have some poor eyesight… she prolly needs the same discipline as the boys…. a good ole headsmackthrough the fuckin shoes….
I’m juss saying is all…