Is this Graffiti or more like a beautiful canvas painting!
Jan
29
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: After shower poo sucks! Get up in the morning, enjoy some coffee, a nice poo and head off to shower… on occasion no sooner have I finished washing my ass and I get that last minute case of mudbutt! I cannot go into the day knowing I showered but juss dirtied my stinkhole! and no matter how much wiping you do, its not gonna be the same 
SO, I’m faced with having to get back in the shower to re-wash, which means I have to speed up the process cause I used up most of the hot water already (cold water causes shrinkage) … I mean, why cant the sewer pipe be emptied once a day and be done with it? Heres one for you… They have all these remedies and shit (no pun) for making ya poo chunky, smooth … might aswell call it JIF … even got some pills like “Beano” to prevent gas… lets have one that breaks down poo into a gas form? call it “Beanyes” read the fine print to make sure its marked “Sharting Effect Free” I’ll buy it. Unwanted poo sucks, but farting is fun! you know how happy you feel after you secretly let one loose and or made yourself the center of attention by cutting out loud and earning the bragging rights! no matter the smell, farting seems to put some kinda grin on everyones face whether done secretly, or publicly.
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
15
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: Nothing new about the fact that rude people SUCK! We all have bad days, but those who seem to take it out on others not directly involved are just wrong! I get those type of customers from time to time that come into the store and as always I will smile, greet them and get NO reaction from them! How to handle this? well most times, I’ll juss walk away but on occasion I’ll say “That good huh?” and that has actually gotten me a few chuckles and or glares from the customer (lol) I dont give a shit, its my way of letting them know they are being rude! Then you get those fucks that ignore your greeting, walk away THEN come back to ask you something cause NOW they need help, SO … I will listen, give direction etc. but I will not go out of my way for them cause just as they initially had no time for me, I no longer have time for them. Heres one for you… if you wake up and your day starts off like shit, keep your fucking rude ass home for the duration! I wont miss you and I’m sure plenty of other people wont either!
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
01
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday: 2012 is here, and by now, I’m sure that over 90% of the population has already either lied to themselves or to a group of friends/family… with those fuckin resolutions!!!! Theres 365 days inna year, why the hell pick the first day to start the bullshit? why not wait till the 3rd or the 5th, till after you’ve sobered up and come to your senses? Heres one for you… why not resolve to what you KNOW you ARE gonna do like eat fast food 2-3 times a week (or more) eat and drink the shit not good for you, smoke like a chimmney, jerk off once a day (lil finger blasting for the girls), spend the money you dont have on something you dont need! hate thy neighbor .. fuck thy neighbors wife (thats trailer trash stuff) shop at walmart… make fun of shoppers at walmart (more trailer trash) etc. etc. I could go on an on, but why bother? you know who your jerking off when you tell those new years lies. OHHH I get it, you tell them on day 1 thinking santa will forget your bullshit by Dec. 25th? ho ho ho fools! think again, he’s already working on his coal list! I’ve never made a resolution that I can remember. But if I had to my resolution would be to never make a resolution again, cause I dont wanna be the one to tell myself I lied to me and kick my own ass for it OR have someone say “You said tho” I’m juss saying is all…. Happy New Year Friends.
