Either you run the day or the day runs you.
- Jim Rohn
Feb
12
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: Vagisil Commercials suck! I mean do chicks really need to be shown through a commercial that they might have some funk goin on down there? you stinkers know who you are! your head is on top of your body for a reason… stench rises, open ya drawers, if ya smell anything slap some vagisil on ya meat flaps! done! see? that dint take a commercial to figure out. Anyways, I do have to say I like the one commercial with the pretty redhead standing there and her friends are in the background kinda looking at her and snickering like “Look at her, she stinks today” nice friends huh? so she takes a shower, slaps some ointment down there and suddenly her friends are all over her walking in the park and laughing together…. WTF?! thats juss wrong, she needs to find new friends. Heres one for you… that chick should have sanchezed her friends when they were laughing at her for stinking… ‘Sanchez’ in this case meaning dipping her finger in her funk and swiping her friends noses with it (ewah lol) now THERES a commercial I’d watch! Feminine Odor? an itch you cant scratch? you might need to take a trip to the pharmacy soon! If I have offended anyone with this, well, there could only be ONE reason why.
I’m juss saying is all…
Feb
10
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday (Friday Edition):: Josh Powell Sucks! This fucking coward kills his wife Susan in 2009, and disposes her body, however it may have happened is only known by him, and possibly his two young sons but there was never enough evidence to charge him, so hes gotten away with murder….. 2011 – 2012 the boys are growing and beginning to talk about the midnight ‘camping trip’ where “mommy was there, but dint come home with us” …. Josh goes into panic mode, he knows its only a matter of time till hes arrested and charged. Feb. 5th 2012 as his sons are entering his home under a supervised visit, Josh locks the door before the social worker can enter, he brutally assaults his sons with a hatchet before igniting the house with gasoline causing an explosion… by the time 911 responded it was beyond to late, Josh and his sons died in the house. It was a terrible thing that happened but what is worse is that the two boys died from smoke inhalation, which means they layed there suffering from the hatchet wounds inflicted by theyre own father. This selfish asshole did what he did to take the evidence with him, but all he really did was prove his guilt, kill two innocent children along with his wife, and scarred the lives of the rest of Susans family. Most people know I’m not a very religious or ‘god fearing’ person, but I will say that if there is a hell, I hope this fucker is down there burning in it! And if I ever end up there myself and I see him, I’ll smack his head through his fucking shoes!
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
29
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: After shower poo sucks! Get up in the morning, enjoy some coffee, a nice poo and head off to shower… on occasion no sooner have I finished washing my ass and I get that last minute case of mudbutt! I cannot go into the day knowing I showered but juss dirtied my stinkhole! and no matter how much wiping you do, its not gonna be the same 
SO, I’m faced with having to get back in the shower to re-wash, which means I have to speed up the process cause I used up most of the hot water already (cold water causes shrinkage) … I mean, why cant the sewer pipe be emptied once a day and be done with it? Heres one for you… They have all these remedies and shit (no pun) for making ya poo chunky, smooth … might aswell call it JIF … even got some pills like “Beano” to prevent gas… lets have one that breaks down poo into a gas form? call it “Beanyes” read the fine print to make sure its marked “Sharting Effect Free” I’ll buy it. Unwanted poo sucks, but farting is fun! you know how happy you feel after you secretly let one loose and or made yourself the center of attention by cutting out loud and earning the bragging rights! no matter the smell, farting seems to put some kinda grin on everyones face whether done secretly, or publicly.
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
23
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: The Current Totinos Pizza Rolls commercial Sucks! Heres this boy and his friend, just home from school (prolly) standing there with the freezer door wide open and the little fuck is calling his mom on her cell complaining “We’re starving and theres no fucking pizza rolls” So mom calmly says “Your not starving, front, left, Totinos Pizza Rolls” … behold!! a big-ass yellow box right in the fucking punks faces! NOW heres my issues with this commercial… 1. Kids 2. Kids standing there with the freezer door open! 3. Exaggerating about how they are starving 4. How mom just ‘gives in’ and pacifies them 5. When they see the fucking box RIGHT in front of them, they drop the phone IN the freezer, grab the box and walk away apparently also leaving the freezer door open ! (WTF) … Heres one for you… these two shits should be made to pay the electric bill, and learn how to put things back where they got them! (phone) and stop the drama as in: “We’re starving” fffssss if I could I would smack they heads through they fucking shoes! And for mom… she needs to stop kissing they asses and buy carrots! cause obviously those two have some poor eyesight… she prolly needs the same discipline as the boys…. a good ole headsmackthrough the fuckin shoes….
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
15
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday:: Nothing new about the fact that rude people SUCK! We all have bad days, but those who seem to take it out on others not directly involved are just wrong! I get those type of customers from time to time that come into the store and as always I will smile, greet them and get NO reaction from them! How to handle this? well most times, I’ll juss walk away but on occasion I’ll say “That good huh?” and that has actually gotten me a few chuckles and or glares from the customer (lol) I dont give a shit, its my way of letting them know they are being rude! Then you get those fucks that ignore your greeting, walk away THEN come back to ask you something cause NOW they need help, SO … I will listen, give direction etc. but I will not go out of my way for them cause just as they initially had no time for me, I no longer have time for them. Heres one for you… if you wake up and your day starts off like shit, keep your fucking rude ass home for the duration! I wont miss you and I’m sure plenty of other people wont either!
I’m juss saying is all…
Jan
08
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Sunday Soap Box:: Not like this is anything new, but Casey Anthony Sucks!! She has yet again made headlines via the fucking internet with her first video diary that was ‘somehow’ uploaded without her doing so, even her defense attorney Cheney Mason (the one that looks like St. Nick) released a statement that “Casey’s video was uploaded illegally and without her knowledge” … lemme tell you something, if I ever meet Cheney I’ll smack his head through his fucking shoes and make him eat the shit he’s shoveling! if this cunt is in hiding theres no way anyone can get access to her video diary and upload it! unless it would be the people shes living with OR an orchestrated upload by her (with advice) for financial gain and to keep her pathetic name in the media, I mean, thats why poor Kaylee is gone, cause Casey wasnt the center of attention anymore. So look, the diary is online, can be seen free @ youtube, 4 minutes long, she cut her hair, dyed it blonde like, has some glasses on looking like some hoar secretary, was done back in october and she babbles on about things she has now that are ‘hers’ …. no mention of Kaylee that ‘was’ hers (go figure) … Heres one for you… I would watch another Casey Anthony video, as long as it was promised to show her undergo the horror she put little Kaylee through and fucking die!! ….
I’m juss saying is all….
Jan
01
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday: 2012 is here, and by now, I’m sure that over 90% of the population has already either lied to themselves or to a group of friends/family… with those fuckin resolutions!!!! Theres 365 days inna year, why the hell pick the first day to start the bullshit? why not wait till the 3rd or the 5th, till after you’ve sobered up and come to your senses? Heres one for you… why not resolve to what you KNOW you ARE gonna do like eat fast food 2-3 times a week (or more) eat and drink the shit not good for you, smoke like a chimmney, jerk off once a day (lil finger blasting for the girls), spend the money you dont have on something you dont need! hate thy neighbor .. fuck thy neighbors wife (thats trailer trash stuff) shop at walmart… make fun of shoppers at walmart (more trailer trash) etc. etc. I could go on an on, but why bother? you know who your jerking off when you tell those new years lies. OHHH I get it, you tell them on day 1 thinking santa will forget your bullshit by Dec. 25th? ho ho ho fools! think again, he’s already working on his coal list! I’ve never made a resolution that I can remember. But if I had to my resolution would be to never make a resolution again, cause I dont wanna be the one to tell myself I lied to me and kick my own ass for it OR have someone say “You said tho” I’m juss saying is all…. Happy New Year Friends.
Dec
18
Soap Box Sunday (By TeeZnU)
Soap Box Sunday: Cialis commercials Suck! for anyone who dont know… Cialis is for men with E.D. (Erectial disfunction) or U.D. (Useless Dick) as I like to call it. Anyways, the commercial starts as some couple prolly not even married in real life, are cooking out or grocery shopping etc. then they accidentally graze or touch each other and this stupid twangy sound like a guitar with only one string and a tamberine is playing in the background as they gaze at each other like its prom night and hes gonna turn out ‘daddys little girl’ … Then comes the special effects of surroundings morphing and taking fantasy forms … THEN WTF?!?! after all the side effect warnings and shit they show the ‘happy couple’ in separate bathtubs looking out at some landscape or fucking sunset holding hands…. I mean… what I miss? Heres one for you, show some skin! if the shit is that good show em inna hottub together ready to go into overtime, these commercials leave me thinking that the chick is like: “Well he was good, but not good enuff to share a bath with, I’ll juss hold hands and make him feel special” I mean what kinda crap are they trying to pull on insecure men with Usless Dick?? Divorce stats are gonna go up due to infidelity and women are gonna be claiming “The Cialas made me do it” If my dick is hard for more than four hours, it better be cause I got that sleeping pee-hard on thingy…. I’m juss saying is all…